FOR the record, although I talk about my pup constantly, the only reason I don't mention Dante, my cat, more is because he don't constantly do puptarded things. Dante is dignified and affectionate, and only gets truly riled when I mention thart one time he got stuck on the fridge as a kitten. (like I'll ever let that die, cat. You were whining redonks much)

Still, Kendra will agree, Dante is pretty adorable. As a kitten he had the roughest tongue on record. You know how a kitten licking your face is supposed to be sweet and gentle? He had a mouth like acid sandpaper. I actually had to stop him from kissing me when he started to leave welts on my chin. Now his tongue is soft....probably because I feed him cream cheese ONLY off my well-callused fingers.