I'm The Tiger-Thing in This Picture:

This morning, half-dreaming:

picks up my new phone, read the time ( 7:55) and the phone itself sends me a text message: "You're going to be late. Way to sleep in. Nice going, jerk."

I jumped up. Clock next to bed reads 7:06

Me: Brain! why would you scare me like that? Why? I have a good ten minutes left to sleep...

Cormac: Maaaaaahhhhm! I want to go for a walk! For a WAAAALK! It's been like two decades, maaaaahhhhmmm!

Dante: Maaaaawwwwwmm! I want food, wet food, not dry food, ewwwwmmmmrowl!

Cormac: And i want water and huuuugs!

Dante: Me TOOOO but scratches not hugs but waaaater tooooo!!!!!

Both: MAAAHHHHRRRRMMMM!!!!

Phone: *alarm* BEEEEEEEEP!

Clock: BEEEEEP ALSO!!

Me: Good lord, i am THE ONLY SANE ONE in this house!!!