Monday, January 14, 2008

Why I LAUGHED OUT LOUD in a civilized building and further alienated my co-freelancers

Mulhern made this CD:







The whole thing is pretty hilarious, but this scene in particular is close, close to my heart. I love these performers. Whoever they are. (Mulhern, would it kill you to list each actor in the track list? Jeeze)

(Wife is making a pie for a family gathering, and stressing out in Jadyian fashion about making it perfect for her Mother-in-law)

Husband: you're clenched so tight, you're like a like a white knuckle! how can you be having fun? let's get drunk and screw it up! We'll screw it up anyway...

Wife: oh, wouldn't she just like that.

Husband: do you imagine, in your wildest fantasy, that you will please her?

(pause)

Wife: (weakly)...one day?

Husband (laughing) No!

Wife: What about when we have babies? when we have babies...

Husband: THEY'LL please her. (beat) You won't.

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