I want to preserve the moment when I realized I wasn't constantly cold, I was actually getting color in my skin, and I made friends with a sweet lesbian couple (dog's name, I kid you not: Butch) who took a picture of Cormac and me on the beach...about 5 minutes after Cormac stopped wrestling with their babygirl,
who was kickin' his booty,
and trotted over to the girls, who were burying one another in the sand, accessed the situation, and peed on the currently entombed lady. *sigh* Smooth move, Corms, smooth move.
*thank god they had a sense of humor and shrieked and giggled instead of, as I would do, punching Cormac in the face.
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Does that orange bikini belong to one of said lesbians?
Weep, American males... weep.
yes, and seriously. They were both smokin'. made me doubt my own nature, just a lil bit.
I've been out of town, so wanted to say, Congrats on the job!
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