Monster=Hilarity

To Whom it May Concern,

The administration has chosen to take immediate, if not retaliatory action against the recent 'Grendel' situation. Despite several door refurbishments, Grendel has apparently visited a number of times after office hours, and possibly (the management cannot make further confirmations prior to court) eaten thirty men during each intrusion. As many of you have noticed, this particular fellow consumes only a portion of each victim, but nevertheless causes emotional turmoil and severe hinge and lumber damage. Therefore, we have ascertained that Grendel is, in fact, a nibbler. Those of the Caramel and Nougat lineages would do well to sleep towards the rear of the hall. We request others with less sweet, sweet blood to establish cots near the door, as a deterrent. Take one for the team, people. Rest assured, we are seeking outside assistance, but with the rash of sea monsters in the nearby strait, the contractor may be delayed up to 2 weeks.

As a final note, the weekly Dane vs. Swede Tuesday Bingo Madness will be suspended until further notice.

-Hrothgar, General Manager and Hall Administrator